Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well.
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There are many things that cross my mind at the thought of this little nursery rhyme. None of them are very wholesome... but then again the rhyme itself is pretty questionable. It's not my best work, and i know there's more to be done with it. But for now, i'm finished.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he smashed her all to Hell.
Nother version of that rhyme. ^_^